Hasslevania Bosses

- Thorny Bastard: An animated tree-thing. We like our plants animated and dangerous, thank you! Attacks with thorny roots and granny smith apples!
- Gala Moth: The pimpiest of moths. Flies around the room and hurls Disco Balls. Sports a pink overcoat and hat?? Whatta' party machine!
- Sucky Sisters: Twin succubi that hurl some killer lovins' Rovert's way. One sounds like a girl, the other a crow. Eeevil!!
- Deaf: The oldest rocker, and Drac's right-hand man. He played so much bass without earplugs he can't hear so well anymore.. On tour now!
- Black N' Dookie: A massive crap monster who wields a two-handed electric drill and dual nail guns. Did I mention the huge steel shield?
- Moat Monster: A fierce underwater dragon, and one of Dracula's favorite pets. It breathes streams of deadly bubbles at intruders.
- Count Dracula: The head honcho of Hasslevania. He attacks with fireballs and teleports about at will. Can summon phantom bats to his aid as well.
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